I think –    As soon as I sat down to write this the kettle boiled, one minute –    (sorry, but  I keep not drinking enough water, and I’m dehydrated all the time, so I’m trying to schedule drinks to fix it)   AS I WAS SAYING I THINK   my favourite part about […]

I’ve neglected you a little bit, haven’t I? I’m sorry – lots has been happening, and it’s been difficult to know where to start – it still is – and also, I’m at the halfway point, so probably flagging a bit – and jetlag too. So I’m in Jamaica – in Kingston, I’m staying somewhere […]

I had high fucking hopes of drifting off to sleep like a baby tonight, but it appears that that isn’t going to happen, so I’ll write to you as I’m a big believer in not fighting to sleep – either enjoy just lying in the dark and not having to do anything, or enjoy the […]

Hi Selina, I have really been thinking about how we can document our journey together, be it creative or more mundane daily things we do together. Well, it’s has been over two weeks since we left the UK. By the time we leave the ship on Friday, it would have been exactly three weeks at […]

Hi Hayley! So I really wanted us to do this joint blog thing, but obviously my insides have decided that today is not the day for anything other than me sort of lying in bed holding my stomach between little bursts of typing and reading (today, This Bridge Called My Back, beautiful as always, Open […]

I really want to start this blog by saying Ahoy, but I reckon that most of the people around me would sort of want to punch me in the face for that, so I won’t. So we’ve been at sea for… not that long you know, a week tomorrow – and then a week today […]