Youth and Young Ladyhood

Ciao, Bella! If this blog was a friend it’d be an absolute tool for being out of touch for so long, like one of them girls that gets a new boyfriend and stops answering your calls. I can only apologise, and assure you that I haven’t been on a mini break to the Cotswolds or […]

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Carving My Most Beautiful of Spoons

Guys, I’m making  show. You stay there for a minute, drink some tea, eat a biscuit, look at the internet, and I’ma have a full scale breakdown. … … So that’s out of the way, and I can get back to how I really feel, how I ought to feel, how I can’t help but […]

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I’m Going To Spend January Covered in Rose Petals and Broken Glass

Happy Wednesday, Broskis and… Siskis? I dunno. l No, but really Happy New Year, how are you doing? I’m sorry that I was very much absent in December, I focused on having a Lush Life, and helping bad husbands buy the affection of their wives with essential oils and beautiful gift wrapped boxes and spa […]

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Ho-tel. Mo-tel. Holiday Inn

Hello. I am in a hotel, because my house is a bit grose at the minute, and it’s made me ill. I was in hospital and everything. Don’t feel sorry for me. The money I’m saving on rent I intend to spend on interrailing around Italy next year. So, you know. If your priorities are […]

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Here are some words Lorraine Wood wrote about what I did At Spill

Friday 2 November 2012 SELINA THOMPSON PAT IT AND PRICK IT AND MARK IT WITH A ‘B’ by Lorraine Wood   You are invited to a party, a celebration with balloons and party poppers scattered across the floors of the space, paired with a musical score of tunes that ooze aspiration, inviting you in to […]

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Everything’s Coming Up Milhouse!

Team. TEAM! I got Arts Council Funding! Wah! Ahhh! Joy Unbound! In May, at the end of my degree, I made and performed a show called Chewing the Fat. It was precious to me, my first ever autobiographical, solo, live art venture, about the fat body, and my experience of that. It meant the world […]

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