Coconut Oil, Mostly

*I really wanted to call this blog, Better Keep Your Hands Off My Potential New Boyfriend, Cus it’s a joyously crazy nonsense thing to say (or sing, Dolly), but that has little (and by little I mean NOTHING) to do with what I’m going to talk to you about. This, on the other hand, does: Hello my […]

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Youth and Young Ladyhood

Ciao, Bella! If this blog was a friend it’d be an absolute tool for being out of touch for so long, like one of them girls that gets a new boyfriend and stops answering your calls. I can only apologise, and assure you that I haven’t been on a mini break to the Cotswolds or […]

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Carving My Most Beautiful of Spoons

Guys, I’m making  show. You stay there for a minute, drink some tea, eat a biscuit, look at the internet, and I’ma have a full scale breakdown. … … So that’s out of the way, and I can get back to how I really feel, how I ought to feel, how I can’t help but […]

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I’m Going To Spend January Covered in Rose Petals and Broken Glass

Happy Wednesday, Broskis and… Siskis? I dunno. l No, but really Happy New Year, how are you doing? I’m sorry that I was very much absent in December, I focused on having a Lush Life, and helping bad husbands buy the affection of their wives with essential oils and beautiful gift wrapped boxes and spa […]

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Ho-tel. Mo-tel. Holiday Inn

Hello. I am in a hotel, because my house is a bit grose at the minute, and it’s made me ill. I was in hospital and everything. Don’t feel sorry for me. The money I’m saving on rent I intend to spend on interrailing around Italy next year. So, you know. If your priorities are […]

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