Materials are Important –

Somewhere  In willow In Oranges In many, many, many bags of £1 synthetic hair In Cello In Charcoal In thick, reddish orange carpet In congealed fat In stagnant water In the smell of burning hair In the heat of tongs and pressing combs In hair dryers In hot air In delicate white cloth In Rum […]

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I sneezed on the beat, and the beat got sicker

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL OPTIMISM WEEK It’s the most forward thinking time of the year, I hope you’re still feeling hopeful and wide eyed about everything.  I hope you had a good Christmas, and that you got really drunk at New Year. Messy Mess is good for your soul. When it struck Midnight, me and my parents […]

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Cake, Avril Lavigne, SHEEP and Wilkinsons

Hey hey Padre I have been away a long long time, haven’t I? Don’t be sad about it, have some cake. That’s what I’m doing. I’m not actually, I wish I was. I might go forage for some in a bit. Lots has been happening. I went to Birmingham, and did a little performance there, […]

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Coconut Oil, Mostly

*I really wanted to call this blog, Better Keep Your Hands Off My Potential New Boyfriend, Cus it’s a joyously crazy nonsense thing to say (or sing, Dolly), but that has little (and by little I mean NOTHING) to do with what I’m going to talk to you about. This, on the other hand, does: Hello my […]

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